Top Five: Funniest Quotes from The Office

Loved it! Last night's episode was so funny. The proposal was THE BEST (!) and you can't compete with that so I decided to list my favorite quotes today because HELLO, where would we be without "That's what she said." I use that one all the time, just ask Josh, he loves it when I pull out a that's what she said.

1. Phyllis: I wonder what people like about me... [pause] Probably my jugs.

2. Kevin: Pam you weigh 226 pounds?
Holly: Almost Kevin.
Pam: Not almost though, Holly, not close to 200.
Holly: Math is hard.

3. Angela: I have a nice comforter and several cozy pillows, I usually read a chapter of a book and it's lights out by 8:30, that's how I sleep at night.

4. Angela: [yelling at Kevin] Listen, Dummy! It's not that hard! All you have to do is take the numbers from the sales report and type them into a master spreadsheet. A GD monkey could do it. I do not understand why you can't do it.
Holly: No! You DO NOT talk to him like that.
Angela: But he's an idiot.
Kevin: Hey.
Holly: He is not an idiot--
Kevin: Thank you, Holly.
Holly: --he is mentally challenged. But he's doing a super job here.
Kevin: Wait back up. Do you think that I'm retarded?

5. Dwight Schrute: [to Pam] Fax this for me.
Jim Halpert: Come on, man, she goes to New York in like ten minutes.
Dwight Schrute: It's not going to take her ten minutes to fax it, Jim. If I don't see you again, good-bye. Well, actually I'll see you when you give me the fax confirmation so, never mind.

Don't worry I didn't type these all from memory, I found this great site The Office Quotes. Quotes from every episode. Yessssssssssss! (that's from Napoleon Dynamite quotes.)

Top Five: Season Premiere's

One great thing about fall (there are a million great things, so it's hard to narrow it down to just one) is the new season of all my favorite show's starting. I can't wait. I need to give my Tivo box a pep talk. Reassure him he CAN and WILL record all my favorite shows, that back-to-back comedy's will not wear him out, that Thursday alone will not cause his insides to melt, and that I will reward him for a job well done. Like I will dust him off a little more regularly (so like twice a year) if that will help to avoid any malfunctions. May I present to you today's top five.

TOP FIVE SEASON PREMIERE'S I CAN'T WAIT FOR:
1. Grey's Anatomy
2. The Office
3. 30 Rock
4. My Name is Earl
5. Lost
I am editing my #5 since Lost doesn't start until next year. My new #5 is The Amazing Race!

Membership Warehouse Club aka COSTCO

I love costco. Love it. I even just like to say it. Costco. Kind of like in The Lion King, when the hyenas say Mufasa and start twitching. Where else can you drop a hundred bucks (or more) like it was no body's business, and then walk ten feet and have a delicious lunch/dinner? Having just returned from the giant warehouse club, it has inspired today's top five. Hold on to your pants, it's a double header.

TOP FIVE THINGS I ALWAYS BUY AT COSTCO (not counting a churro and a berry smoothie, you have to buy those it's the law):
1. Milk. Red (whole for Molly) and blue (for the rest of us).
2. Medium Cheddar Cheese. $5.29 today people. I was at Macey's yesterday and cheese was $7.99-$9.99. What a savings. You should go to costco to buy cheese alone.
3. Capri Suns. For the brown bagger of our family, and his little brother who sneaks them all the time.
4. Kirkland Baby Wipes.
5. Dino Nuggets. Not just for kids you know.

TOP FIVE THINGS I WANT TO BUY AT COSTCO (but don't):
1. Whatever fun children's play thingy they have in the front of the store.
2. Dunford chocolate donuts.
3. A flat screen TV.
4. Whatever fun children's bed set they have in the middle of the store. Remember the fun pirate one?
5. The big fat package of Sharpie's with all the possible colors of the rainbow.

P.S. The Ride Leader hates (stong word, I know) Costco. What is wrong with him??? Never mind, don't answer that.

Top Five: Things I watched this summer

I am a sucker for TV. And it doesn't even have to be good TV. While I am anxiously awaiting the season premiere of all my favorite shows this fall, I wanted to clue you in on some of the great shows you might have missed this summer. Today's TOP FIVE:

Things I watched this summer, and you should have too:

1. Project Runway. I have been hooked since season 1. It is like The Real World except on Bravo, with lots more gay people, and they have to make clothes. I love it! The season is only half over, so you can still tune in. Lucky you.

2. Wipeout. This show is hilarious and it's fun for the whole family.

3. The Olympics. I stayed up late every night to watch, did you?

4. America's Got Talent. This show has everything. Talented people, crazy untalented people, Jerry Springer, tears, unforgiving audience, and a british judge (just not one as hot as Simon).

5. Swingtown. WHAT? How'd that get on this list?

Top Five Friday

You've heard of Thankful Thursday, and really nothing could top Thankful Thursday, but I thought I would try to add to it by introducing TOP FIVE FRIDAY. Every Friday will be a different topic with my five favorite things having to do with it. You (yes you) will then leave your five in the comments. Capishe? (Throwin' in a little Uncle Jesse there for ya, how can you resist now???)

Top Five Good Things about the kids being back in school:

1. we are on a schedule

2. early track, we are up and going

3. nine o'clock bedtime

4. running errands with only one child

5. it means fall is on it's way and it won't be so dastardly hot (remember we were just complaining how it was still too cold in June, whatever!)