January 11, 2010

Long Time Coming

My goodness it's been a long time since I posted anything. You might think I had dropped off the face of the earth.
We had a wonderful Christmas,..thanks in large part to my fabulous husband.
It occurs to me I haven't talked about what a great man he is for awhile. While I have a hard time thinking of my favorite quality of his (because there are so many),near the top of the list would have to be his rugged good looks. Many's the night I couldn't sleep because I sat up staring at that angelic face. I really am a lucky woman to be married to such a simmering pot of manliness. Honestly, if I ever catch him with his shirt off, I'm done for the day. Most people haven't seen his chiseled six pack, but believe me,...it's there. And talk about buns of steel! You could bounce a quarter off that butt.
Next on the list is his fantastic sense of humor. I never truly appreciated bathroom humor until I knew him. Literally thousands of fart jokes at the ready, waiting to be unleashed to raucous laughter for one and all. The best part is,...that once he finds a joke, he won't let it drop. This is my favorite thing he does. Others might call this beating it into the ground, but I say "if it ain't broke,...don't fix it."
Did I mention what a great help he is around the house? Just the other day, not only did his socks AND underwear make it into the laundry, but he also washed all the shaving cream and whiskers down the drain. A lucky woman indeed.
I'm also crazy about his dog. I'm constantly looking for a reason to go out and see him, or pet him, or just wrestle with him. I am so happy Josh brought that lovable beast into our lives.
When he's not making a hilarious joke. He is a fabulous conversationalist. But sometimes we just watch TV. We could talk,...or not talk for hours.
Back on the physical side, he smells great. Not just out of the shower, but fresh home from work or a bike ride. I love nothing more than drawing deep into my nose, his manly essence. If only they could bottle it, they'd have a bestseller.
Obviously I could go on for hours about what a great man I married, and if I didn't think it would crash the servers at Google I would, but right now, I'm gonna go up and show that stud what I really think of him.
The happ-iest girl,...in the whole USA


Reed and Nat's Family said...

Wow! Makes me wish I would have fought you for him!

Clark Fam said...

ITs about time you made a post! Its good to hear that you have a man you can appreciate. I think you're too funny! thanks for providing me with a good laugh; I needed it.

Annette Lyon said...

I hope he reads your blog. He needs to see this!

Joshua said...

It's good to know that I.....complete you.

Ines said...

HaHaHaHaHa!!!!!! Josh, your last comment cracked me up - and I think you wrote the whole post, didn't you?

Quiggle said...

Wow, what a post. Are you pregnant?

Heather J said...

At least he Blogs.......
Call me, we need to do lunch!!!