Molly: "What the crack?"
Pretty sure she meant what the crap, we say that a lot around here.
After picking up all three of my kids from a sleepover at their grandparents last night, we had this conversation.
Gavin: "Molly had a bath."
Me: Why, was she dirty?"
Owen: "We all had a bath."
Gavin: "Grandpa said our feet were as black as Tony's butt."
Owen: "Ahhhhhh, this is the worst day EVER!"
Said as he found out a certain girl was in his school class AGAIN this year.
Gavin: "Owen, I declare myself the Spice Master. I've eaten the most drops of Chalula in my soup."